?!? *NOW* What?!! -- okay. enough. I'm Blaming IT *ALL* on that DAMN COMET!!

yeah... yeah. THAT'LL WORK! - [something has to!!]

 

Then again, Those THREE *DIFFERENT* OAK LEAVES

- [btw, there are NO Oak Trees close by] -

in front of the Garage look mighty Suspicious...

 

 

So. Have You ever had "ONE-OF-*THOSE*-DAYS" when *EVERYTHING* around You just goes - [to put it "Politely"] - **AWRY**..??

 

-- ahh.. "WHERE" do I Begin..?

 

 

The ONLY "GOOD" THINGS that Happened...

• We ran into One of MOTHER's COUSINS - [Who's just a few years older than Me] - that We haven't seen in Ages!
• Had a FULL Tank of GAS!
• Actually had a BLANK-CHEQUE on Me. Although, *enough* CASH would have SOLVED *MUCH*!
• *THANK YOU!* little "SWISS ARMY" KNIFE!
• The POSTAL-LADY was Nice. And, DIDN'T *BLAME* Me!!
• I found a DIME...
• NASTY WEATHER held OFF...
• Long enough to Get HOME "SAFE & SOUND"!

 

 

"WHAT" *DIDN'T* - But, could very easily have - GONE WRONG...

• I didn't have to Shovel that little bit of Leftover SNOW on the Laneway.
• The PRECIPITATION held OFF *until* We got HOME.
• CAR-TRAFFIC was actually surprisingly "Moderate"!
• MOTHER didn't "b*tch" about being left on Her own at MICHAEL'S for so long.

 

 

*STUFF* that I'm going to Blame on THE COMET for... [seriously, "why not"? Has ANYthing *good* ever come from THE OORT-CLOUD?!]

• MOTHER had Decided to "come along" on MY "SHOP-FARI-DAY"! - [I could have Left at least 20-Minutes SOONER...]
• Granted, I would have MISSED out on seeing COUSIN-H, but, I also would've Saved another HALF-HOUR at COSTCO! - Despite the PARKING-LOT-TRAFFIC...
• My CHARGE-CARD was acting hinky There... [just the FIRST *OMEN* of Day]
• BTW, did I *mention* that there's a BIG STORM Coming..?
• And, that Tomorrow is "PENSION-DAY"..?
• hm. My OTHER CHARGE-CARD seems to have KILLED the CARD-READER at the MAIN POST OFFICE..?!
• Of course, a LINE of CUSTOMERS has just appeared out of NOwhere...
• For *over* 20-Minutes POOR-*NICE*-POSTAL-LADY has had to tear down the MACHINE to get at the Plug and then REBOOT...
• okay. THAT didn't work...
• NEITHER did the IDIOT on the Phone at TECH-"SUPPORT"!
• POOR-POSTAL-LADY is about to go "postal" with Her USELESS-CO-[non]-WORKERS, but, still LIKES Me! - [screwdriver-part on Knife was extremely Helpful!]
• "NEXT TIME" - I *will* bring CASH!
• nuts! - I DON'T have *enough* Money in That Account! - Hope She doesn't "cash" THE CHEQUE right away!?
• really? - Now the WALMART RECEIPT doesn't want to Print-Out... [hey! I used a DIFFERENT CHARGE-CARD!]
• The WEATHER is slowly "Starting"...
• There's "SOMETHING" at MICHAEL'S that I just KNOW that I'm "FORGETTING"...
• Only have Time for ONE more Store.
• great. The Shelf of the "ON SALE" MEAT I came for is EMPTY!? - [but, LUCKILY *more* was being prepared!]
• Can I get any *more* RED LIGHTS and STOPPING-SCHOOL-BUSES on the Way HOME..? - [got FUNDS to Transfer... And, to pee!]
• "WHY" is My SIDE-MIRROR hitting the PLASTIC-[thank you!]-TRASH-CANS in the Garage..?

 

 

 

Got ALL 7 of what was Left of THESE "LAVENDER" BALLS.
Not that I actually *need* Another BOX, but, I thought IT was CUTE and, IT was only $1.66!

 

crap!! - I just REMEMBERED that I had FORGOTTEN about SENIORS'-DISCOUNT-DAY!!
I could have SAVED a Few Dollars!!

aarrrgggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

 

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