..yeah.. so THAT "happened"... [*not!*]
- FIRST-SHOPPING-DAY-of-the-NEW-YEAR!
- -25C Temps! -35C Windchills!
- The "Threat" of Another GINORMOUS SNOW STORM headed THIS WAY!! - maybe.. - Actually, We got seriously LUCKY and IT slipped by to the SOUTH of Us on IT's way to SMUCK the EAST COAST!
- I had a LIST of WHAT-TO-GET and WHERE-TO-GO - depending on how the WEATHER turned out...
- I was also hoping to be HOME by Sundown...
- HOWEVER...
MOTHER **WANTED** "TO-GO-OUT"!!
["..ahh..NO-ooo!"]
- "Alone" - I *would* have been HOME by 5pm!
- With the ELDERLY-PARENTAL-ATTACHMENT in tow, it was closer to 8pm!! - And, I'd only gone to THREE Stores! Sooo GLAD that I had left Her at MICHAEL'S whilst I had whipped through WALMART...
- Then again... That FULL Cart of Once-Really-Expensive-HOLIDAY-RIBBONS that were ON-SALE for *JUST* a **DOLLAR**, should have been My "FIRST-CLUE"!?
- yeah... I bought SOME, too... The ONES *without* the GLITTER!
- And, a LONE BALL of YARN...
- DARKNESS and FOUR-LARGE-BAGS full *LATER*, We were on Our Way to LOBLAWS - "FOR" the NEEDED-GROCERIES that I didn't Find at WALMART... [at least, *that* was My "Original"-PURPOSE!]
- One-Minute, I see Her Several-Aisles away in "Frozen-Foods" as bent down to get some EGGS - [the PRIMARY-GOAL-of-the-Day] - and, She's GONE! - great...
- I reTRACE to "where" She LAST "was"..? - nada...
- screw it! -- I head over to the "Housewares"-OTHER-STUFF-Section. I *know* that She'll "eventually" GO there.
- [oh. Some picked-over Christmas-Crap...] - I peruse for a Moment, then head toward the Front of the Store to where the MAJORITY of IT is... AND, apparently MOTHER! - [btw, She PHONED Me when I was halfway over There!]
- That FULL-CART Thing, is becoming a BAD-HABIT! - [But, when Some GOOD-*Crap* is down to "24-Cents"..? Even *I* get LURED to "The-DARKSIDE"!]
- hmm... WRAPPING-PAPER with "KNITTING" on Them... And, CLEAR-COLOURED-"CELLOPHANE" Rolls too...
- NUTS! It's *AFTER* 7pm!!
- yay! EMPTY CHECKOUT-Lines... I HAUL MOTHER and Our TWO Carts over...
- o-kay... NOW, I've got to "origami" THIS STUFF *into* The CAR! -- And THEN, "INTO" the HOUSE!?! - [which took Me over 10-Minutes to do, BTW! - IN the COLD!]
- That STORM totally MISSED Us - [at least for Now..]
- MOTHER appears to be "Shopped"-OUT for a while..? -- I HOPE!
- Sweet! - The CASHIER seems to have "missed" TWO of those WRAPPING-PAPERS..? - [Blame the OTHER-CASHIER-GUY for "helping" Her! - Whatever, "saved" a whole 48-Cents! woohoo!]
- huh. Remind Me to never buy BANANAS again when the Temps are at -25C and Colder and They have to be in the Trunk for over an Hour... [eww...]
- BTW, does ANYONE need any RIBBON..?
- And, *yes* KIDS, "GLITTER" does get E-V-E-R-Y-W-H-E-R-E!!




























