It was that "$1.00" SIGN's *FAULT*!!

IT STRUNG ME ALONG AND MADE ME *KNOTTY*!!

oh! AND, it gets WORSE... I actually Used a COUPON to bring the Price DOWN to 83-Cents Each!!

I got what I could of That LEFT-One as IT Matches My BUSINESS CARDS!

And, DON'T get Me Started on My ADDICTION to "LETTERS"...

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