Sunday, February 2, 2014

Hey! EVIL-SNOWPLOW-GUY! - I think You just CRUSHED THE-GROUNDHOG with that *GLACIER*!


FOR *FOUR* HOURS, I WAS OUT THERE, TRYING TO FIND THE FURRY LITTLE MYOPIC METEOROLOGICAL-PROGNOSTICATOR...


With well over *HALF* of that Time being spent on BLASTING AWAY at the 15-Feet-WIDE-3-Feet-HIGH-6-Feet-"INTO"-the-Laneway-3-Feet-OUT-GLACIAL-*SLAB*-of-ICE-PLOW-POOP-CRYOGENIC-PAPARAZZI-Remains-SAND-ICE-HEAVY-SNOW-ICE!!!

Once "CLEARED", there was still a 4-Feet HIGH *LAYER* over the SEWER-GRATE - That's about 8-Feet "IN"... I only managed to CHISEL out a "niche" about 2-Feet towards IT before GIVING-UP!

You know, the LAST Time I had any way *near* as much BLOCKAGE and over NINE-Inches of HEAVY-WET-SNOW, NEWER-NEIGHBOUR-ACROSS-THE-STREET came "over" with Her Shiny-New-SNOWBLOWER! - [SEE 22DEC2013 POST] - *However*, She was "AWAY" THIS WEEKEND and didn't RETURN until LATER This Evening!! - [crap!]

Anyhoo, I'm certainly GLAD that I took the Time LAST Night to SHOVEL that 4-Inch-Layer of FLAKES, *WHILE* IT was *still* "LIGHT & FLUFFY"!! Otherwise, I'd probably *would* STILL be OUT THERE!! - [Instead of being INside *WINNING* $25. on the LOTTERY! *Again*!! - WOOHOO!]

At any rate, WHEN IT SNOWS *THIS* MUCH on "GROUNDHOG's DAY", it's a pretty SAFE BET that it *DOESN'T* take a GIANT-"PSYCHIC"-RODENT to *PRE*dict that WINTER is going to be "around" for a *LONG* WHILE!!

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