"..And the *OSCAR* Wiener for BEST-DRESSED-CANINE in Dramatic-Screenwriting is..."

"..HOBBES MUNSON!!"











Better-Known Here at THE-BLOOG as "FANG"!

Currently under Long-Term-Contract - [that
"Dog-Years" Clause is a killer!] - with Novelist-TV-Screenwriter-Producer TREVOR MUNSON,
"HOLLYWOOD"-HOBBES possesses quite the Resume...





● Literary-Muse-Production-Office-Manager-Coffee-Mug-Licker - [duh! They don't clean themselves you know..]

● "Ghost"-WRITER - [Seriously? Did you actually think that THE-*SHERLOCK*-HOLDING-THE-LEASH was the ONE-IN-CHARGE..?! pul-LEEZE!]

● Canine-FASHIONISTA!
- [Both SCARVES look waay better on ME!]

● SUPERMODEL-Wannabe
- [..what?! I don't see Your "B*tchin-Boody" on HER Bloog!]

● "Fang"-Expert - [BITE ME! 
- I dare ya!]

● Late-Night-Walks-in-the-Park-"FRESHIE"-MAGNET!
- [Hey, FANG-"BOY", I'm not seeing YOU getting PETTED! -- just saying... eeuuwWWW! DUDE?!? ..is THAT even LEGAL in *this* State??!]

"FANGLE"

*FANG-DOG's* original SCARF - [which He had better be Saving for a *Special-Occasion* and NOT have EATEN!?]

"A-VEIN-RUNS-THROUGH-IT"

*FANG-MAN's* SCARF - [that He probably LOST to THE-DOG at Poker!]




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