"RETURNING" said *RETAIL*!
Oh! And here *I* thought - Silly Me! - that I would have ZIP to Bloog-About Today... HA!
So anyway... the Weather had cleared up somewhat, We needed Milk, and MOTHER had a few Letters that *needed* to be Posted. She wasn't up to going Out and I was... And so, off I went to THE MALL.
Took My Time... Picked up a couple of needed Items. Bought My Future-Losing-LOTTERY-Tickets. Bought some Junk Food. Did NOT get YARN. [*pout*!]
Headed to CANADIAN TIRE for Milk - Their Price had gone up This Week. However, Theirs IS still *cheaper* than ANYwhere else right Now!
Got a little slowed up with RUSH-HOUR TRAFFIC on the RETURN Home... Unpacked the RETAIL from the Trunk, closed up the Garage, went into the House, began to put Stuff away...
EEWWWWW!!! -- The MILK BAG is LEAKING!!?!
$%^&$%#+^@#!!
...well... that COOLER Bag was in need of a proper Cleaning...
The GOOD NEWS - There wasn't any Other Frozen Stuff in There!
The BAD NEWS - I *have* to GO BACK!
...double crap...
- Transferred BAD-BAG to other Easier-To-Clean-Later Cooler.
- Apologize to The CAR.
- Head back to CT...
- Well, at least the Traffic has let up.
- Present *Dairy DILEMA* to Pleasantly Sympathetic "..Oooo, that's not good..." SERVICE DESK LADY.
- "GET" NEW Bag as She processes Paperwork.
- *Pack* it Myself, THIS Time.
- Make NOTE of a *very* VITAL *LIFE* LESSON - Cute-Strapping-Young-Lad-CHECKOUT-CLERKS make for great Eye-Candy, but are *still* LOUSY Grocery-Packers!!
- DEJA VU The CAR into Garage.
- Still have a Cooler to Fire-Hose...
- DIDN'T WIN on the LOTTERY!!
GGRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.............
Where's My Junk Food..?
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All that trouble and you didn't even get yarn? Very sad indeed :(
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